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Guess what? Marxism is green. Groucho Marxism, that is. Sure, some guy named Karl once said, "From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs," but Groucho's economic policy is all about DIY eco-simplicity:
"The nickel today is not what it was fifteen years ago. Do you know what this country needs today? A seven-cent nickel. Yessiree, we've been using the five-cent nickel in this country since 1492. Now that's pretty near a hundred years' daylight saving. Now, why not give the seven-cent nickel a chance? If that works out, next year we could have an eight-cent nickel. Think what that would mean. You could go to a newsstand, buy a three-cent newspaper and get the same nickel back again. One nickel carefully used would last a family a lifetime."
Speaking of eight being enough, let's get started with...
8 Groucho Quotes to be De-Coded
1. "A four-year-old child could understand this report. (pause) Run out and find me a four-year-old child, I can't make head or tail of it."
Decoded: The cause and effect of our current eco-crisis is simple but all the bureaucracy and subterfuge swirling around it makes it confusing and disempowering. Maintain a beginner's mind.
2. "I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
Decoded: Firstly of course, he wasn't talking about Planet Green's TV shows. But his point is well-taken. The average American spends 145 hours a month watching television and the net result is a nation mostly unwilling to do the hard work to create social change.
3. "Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms."
Decoded: A not-so-subtle reminder that the U.S. Department of Defense is the planet's worst polluter and biggest gas guzzler.
4. "The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
Decoded: Smells like greenwashing to me.
5. "A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."
Decoded: The time is long overdue for America to adopt a single payer-style of health care and for each of us to take responsibility for our own health by making greener choices.
6. "I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home."
Decoded: The only human with whom a cow would tango is a vegan.
7. "Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies."
Decoded: Two words: Clean coal.
8. "Florida, land of perpetual sunshine. Let's get the auction started before we have a tornado."
Decoded: An eerie preview of today's climate change-created monster storms.
