Mmmmmmm...CFLs really turn me on. George Marks/Getty Images
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While some greensters may wear sexy lingerie made from tree pruning scraps and use earth-friendly sex toys, there's more to being sexy than the eco-choices you make. Let's turn things over to the ecosexy gang at F*ck for Forest (FFF -- warning, that link isn't really safe for work, or family-friendly) for further explanation:
"We believe that humanity's bad relationship to sexuality has a lot in common with the destroying of nature. Sexuality is a beautiful part of nature. We want to use this gift to put focus on what is happening to this planet and try to protect it ... We believe that through a better relationship to our spiritual and sexual body, we can change the reality around us. So open-minded sexual behavior is a great way for us to achieve our goals, and at the same time have a great life. Not everything that is political or meaningful has to be boring."
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Let's recap: Being in touch with nature helps you be in touch with your sexual side (and vice versa). Green is the new sexy...
5 Reasons Why Environmentalists Are So Damn Good in Bed
1. They care and they feel.
One night stand or long term relationship, there's no faking it. Either you're into it or you're not. Those in the green crowd care deeply and prove it every day (and night). To an eco-activist, individual desires take a backseat to the greater good. No one is happy, until everyone is happy. Now that's sexy.
2. They maintain a holistic view.
Greenies see the big picture. They make the connections. They recognize both short term and long term needs. It's as if the entire planet is an erogenous zone...so to speak.
3. They're liberated.
Being a granola means breaking free of the one-size-fits-all, cookie-cutter formula. Aiming for that climactic moment of eco-change often requires new thinking and new methods and very open mind. Kinky.
4. They're sensual.
The oceans, the forests, the mountains, the deserts, and all that lives there. That's the domain of the environmentalist...ever ready to see, feel, smell, hear, and taste it all. Hot.
5. They have stamina.
Activism is a marathon, not a sprint....so you best be ready to sweat.
