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When I think of green citizenry, I think of people in immaculate houses with pristine solar panels who dust their pellet stoves with olive oil and a reusable cloth. Then I look around at my filthy, miserable apartment in crippling shame.

At some point during one of my shame spirals, I realized there were quite a few slobby ways that a person could go green and that you didn't have to own a "broom" to be eco-friendly. Here is a list of ten sloppy ways a person can go green.